A Big Love Eulogy

We’re sorry that Bill Paxton is taking it so hard, but eight out of ten Mormon feminists agree that Bill Henricksen deserved his untimely end.

When you grow up believing heaven looks like Big Love, televised polygynist patriarchy isn’t really a diverting form of entertainment.

It’s just Father Knows Best on steroids.

P.S. Next time make Barb the protagonist.